What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato