What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!