What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.