What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.