What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.