Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Roofy Jokes More Roofy Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan