What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.