What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What do you call a broken boomerang?

A stick

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.