What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.