What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

John Jokes More John Jokes

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

John Baptist Jokes More John Baptist Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!