How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre