How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude