What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*