What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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They are always spinning !

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.