Bad Driver Jokes

What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common?

They are both bad at pulling out.

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Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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The dordogne.

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It had a nervous breakdown.

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He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.