What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

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What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.