Moose Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

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With Al-Gore-rithims

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

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What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose