What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction