What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.