What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.