What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.