Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Mariguana Jokes More Mariguana Jokes

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

E Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More E Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1