Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.