Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor