The Patriots
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
For the watch..
Isn't this using the internet backwards
He turns off the PlayStation.
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.