What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Philosophy Major Jokes More Philosophy Major Jokes

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "