What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Philosophy Major Jokes More Philosophy Major Jokes

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.