When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"