What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.