What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)