What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.

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What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)