Infantry Jokes

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Sapling Jokes More Sapling Jokes

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say