What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.