What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.