Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!