What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

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What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).