What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking