What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth