Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Manet Jokes More Manet Jokes

What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment?

Manet's.

Who is the richest painter?

Manet.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.