Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Sinko De Mayo Jokes More Sinko De Mayo Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV