What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.