What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.