Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.