Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
I have to walk home alone"
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
They couldn't they were adders !
because theyre always wacking guys off....
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Because the cell door was still locked.
Names.
