Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.