What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Previous Random Joke Next

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.