What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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Who survives?

America.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.