What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!