What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage