Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
Fangtastic!
A dead centipede.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
March Fourth
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
I'm not coming into work this morning!"
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
