What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)