Easy. More traffic is going to hell.
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They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
Woah, the traffic is moving.
About halfway across.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Because there were lots of turn ons.
Through the windshield
Because he always took the low road.
25 to Life.
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
Road Island.
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They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
We only met last week!
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because a tuna can!
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
He parked on a yellow lion !
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Ransom notes.
They both fear the wurst
You don't want to look down.
A LOT.
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Ja-scusi.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
