What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.