What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.