What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.