What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.