What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....