They both nailed a 2x4.
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Because he had the right of way.
Profit Muhammad.
He made a gross prophet!
A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
He wanted to double his prophets.
Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there
Because he was god's profit.
Because Muslim girls can't go to school
A watch dog !
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Glue bread to the ceiling.
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
Because prophets rise
It wasn't making enough prophet
Two chalk outlines.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
He was cross.
Because he never existed.
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
