Surfer Jokes

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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A: To the microwave.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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The micro wave.

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Selfridges.

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The pair with no sole.

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T-shoes!

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He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

What is faster than silver surfer?

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.