Surfer Jokes

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

David Carradine Jokes More David Carradine Jokes

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.