A Microwave.
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Coffee Mug
This place is totally radical!
A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa
All he could handle was the microwave
The micro wave.
Hang tight
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
A suuh dude!
alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
A Rastapartying
Because they spend years at sea.
Stop talking in secret code.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
When it gets a handle on life.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Sneakers.
Reebark
A StayGosaurus
Because he was cannelloni.
