Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Muslim Girl Jokes More Muslim Girl Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..