Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..