What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.