What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.