Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware