Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL