La Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Le Var Burton Jokes More Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Hasta La Vista Jokes More Hasta La Vista Jokes

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets