What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.