Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.