What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.