Keemstar Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.