Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.