Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.